gm 223 War of the Rings begins

After much anticipation,

Murazor the First of Nine has come forth to rid the Middle Earth of the Free peoples…

No neutrality here, sides are aligned in an epic struggle for supremacy.

Hoping for a good game,

let’s have some fun and use the boards for their most obvious utility, talking trash and congratulating allies…

JMR
wk223

We of the south hear and answer the call of Sauron.
The hordes of the Easterlings are massing and stand ready
for war.

Khand Easterlings.

Gondor and the South rides against Sauron, forth to war, for Gondor and Dol Amroth!

Long Live Prince Imrahil!

Now where did I put that darned ring I found last week…

Dendra Dwar here, Lord of the, …er,… Dogs

I admit the only reason I joined this game is being able to post something game-related here.
See what GB did to me!
Side effects of this will, of course, be the demise of all pathetic Free People.
As yet I am heavily suffering from the 2950 shock, because my capital army, which is shown as “Large”, would be identified as “Small” in my other games… sigh…

Good gaming to my allies and… interesting times to my enemies

Greetings to my esteemed Dark Servant allies from the fortress of Barad-dûr.

We look forward to teaching the Free People the folly of blindly following the elven dictators, who shall sail westwards and abandon their allies at the first sight of danger.

Here is to a good contest and I hope everyone has a good fun game.

Paul - Urzahil the Mouth

Just wait untill the new Gondorian resort on the beaches of the Nurn Sea opens! :smiley: :smiley:

Dwarfs checking in.

No sign of Dunsters yet but I know he is on the DS team somewhere.

Looking forward to different sort of game to the usual one. Good luck to the rest of the FP team

Greetings From Isenguard

The Hand shall Crush the Eye

The White

Hail from the Silvans!

Us “Pointy Ears”, will not sail west untill every last orc is laying dead at the foot of Barad-Dur, and then only if our allies want us too.

Thranduil

P.S. Hey, BBB, fancy meeting you in this game, and on the same side again!:slight_smile:

Should the Silvan Elves ever reach Barad-dur they shall be left without feet or any other limbs for that matter.

Saruman may press the Eye but rest assured the Eye shall have his other precious orbs firmly grasped and will lead him on a procession to be judged by the one and true Master.

Urzahil
:smiley:

Uh,yeah,what he said…

Murazor had hoped to find an ally in the Hand and his immediate neighbors but tis not to be in this great conflict…enjoy your white clothing whilst you can,the eye prefers red robes or charcoal even…the blood and charred remains of the enemy are all that pleases the dark lord.

Murazor
wk 223

HMMM instead of chrushing the Eye maybe I’ll rip out the mouths tounge. And nail it to the wall of Isenguard

The White

:mad:

Blah, Blah, Blah!!!

I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!

All the Dark Servants are going to get a spanking, they have been naughty.

Galadriel
Sinda Queen

Let it be known Urzahil was the first to bend over and reveal his buttocks in the general direction of Galadriel and Lorien.

Urzahil - Mooner Extraordinaire

Northmen here,

Blessed be the DS for it has been some time since my last asskicking-adventure and here they are offering us their behinds as a token a surrender.

Was it not for them, we, the noble freepeople could only lie around.

But soon they will leave again for some other realm where they can…again… grow to return with renewed forces for us to trash!

Thank you all very much.

Bard I

Brave Words Northman
But as is always the way it will be your towns that fall fisrt
it will be you that is removed from the Rhun and sent to rot
on the edge of Mirkwood. I give you notice here and now
build your defences, raise your armys for i come for you.

Khand Easterlings

Khand Easterbunnies,

Brave words from a puppet of Sauron. You should know that the Northmen are part of a “Team” and the “Team” will not let your words have any merit. As a follower of the number one falsehood teller, should we not expect you to follow suit?

The Silvans
Proud bearers of the light
Butt kickers of the eye

Ahh the team the team how many times have we heard this
full of bravery and and friendship at the beggining but
when it gets tough the splits will soon appear. What to do
with your armies when the Northman needs you, Will you
abandon your persuit of the Dragon Lord to help him,
Will you delay your foolish assaults on the black gates of
Mordor to help him, in your hearts you will want to but the reaility
of war will be that you cannot and he will be sacraficed to me.
A life of torture and slavery to Sauron is all that awaits him and in time you all.
Give up your resistance feeble freeps accept your destiny.
Khand Easterlings

Khand Easterbunnies,

These are brave words from you in the southeast. Tell me, what are your mighty armies going to do when your only store goes out of business? Beg for substance? Because in case you didn’t know, KMart is going out of business, yes it’s true. You know, the name was shortened from KhandMart, to KMart. And now you’ll be without all the finery you have come to love and enjoy. I think you’ll run and hide without your costume jewelry to boost your supersticious troops courage.

Silvan

Killing is my business, and business is good.
So good in fact were starting an agressive expansion
campaign. starting in shrel kain a new Kmart opening
there late March 2003.

Khand Easterlings- prefers latex costumes