Khand Easterbunnies,
Killing is your business? I seem to remember that King Author killed your king with the “Holy Handgranade” in the Monte Python Movie “In Search of the Holy Graile”.
Thranduil
Did he have big sharp pointey teeth???
The White
I have a lot of big sharp pointy things White and your head
will soon adorn one of them.
Khand E.
why it it that the least of the ds make all the noise.
white
It’s the Naploleonic complex, WW. Constantly overcompensating and talking about their “sharp, pointy things”. Just keep your little sharp, pointy things to yourself or you’ll pull back a nub, buster!
Galadriel
Queen of the Sinda; proud stompers of Evil since waaaay back in the Day.
Well Missy lets just say i know 11 other DS who have drawn straws as to who gets to poke you first after big Saurons finished with you. After that we get to poke you with our sharp pointy things for hours on end now doesnt that sound like fun.
Khand E. - Polishing his poker
Khand EasterBunnies,
The little sharp pointy things you’re talking about is knives? Right?
If not, you’ll be sorry because Galandriel is “SOOOOO” old that everything else is dried up.
Thranduil
Hey no more old jokes or I join the DS
The White
Saruman The White,
Sorry.
Thranduil
No need to be sorry to the decrepid old white has been
for the DS wouldnt have him, hes all yours, and man is he gonna
moan and winge like old gits do youll be begging us to finish him off!!.
turn 1 isnt even here yet and you freeps are all nicey and apologetic pah you freeps make me ill
K.E. - Never apologizes
Khand EasterBunnies,
Well, I have to think that that “Decrepid old man” will teach you a thing or two when the time comes. We only hope that our friend Bard leaves a EasterBunny or two for us to cook over an open fire.
Thranduil
If you like to name our esteemed eastern ally that way, you will meet some big bad bunnies that leave hoovemarks on your forehead after they have trampled you…
and after that, I’ll let my dogs loose on you. Let’s see what I got there… pitbulls ? No, what a waste! Poodles, yeah, some poodles will do nicely!
Dendra Dwar, keeper of domestic animals
Dendra,
Make sure none of your smelly rat-dogs poop in my yard! I like a tidy forest, and the beatings will be extra spicey for those caught defiling my trees!
Galadriel,
Spanking Evil booty and loving it!
Galadriel the most UN-fair,
I will see to it that there is a warhound in my pens to “care” for every single tree in your realm, and if you think the trees are large already, wait for how they will grow after being fertilized properly…
Unfortunately for you, this will go along with a change of ownership.
Dendra Dwar
handing manure to the needy
The screams of the children of the woods…Murazor and his minions shall embark soon enough for your woods and claim what they may.
The screams echo though the elders say not to worry…and perhaps rightly so…
No matter the outcome, many will die these coming days. Orc, troll, man, beast all will come to an end not of their choosing. Many will mourn the loss of their loved ones. They will not understand this war. They will not know that it was their choice to not live in harmony with the EYE and as such they will not understand the hordes of Murazor attacking their homes…
Leave it to the bards to sing of the rightness of it all. The drums beat clearly, strongly, with conviction…the time for action has come, beware.
Murazor
The Witch King
Murazor,
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t the title “Witch” signify a female? It does everywhere I’ve ever looked. So, if your not a female, then you must be a fairy. That’s it, Murazor the Fairy!
Thranduil
I beg your parden, I am the King of the Witches!!
Odd though, no women around,Rogrog stop looking at me like that!
guess me cross dressing orcs with the flesh pikes will have to do.
Does this make me their pimp?
BIG POPPA PIMP IS YOUR HOOKUP,HOLLA,IF YA HEAR ME!!!
Big Sexy the first of nine…
I stand corrected, from now on you’ll be known to all the Free Peoples of Middle Earth as “Big Sexy, King of the Prostitutes”.
How’s that?
Thranduil:D
Yeah, Thrandy-Man,
but he will not have fully earned this title until he has acquired the appropriate subjects, i.e. conquered your elven realm with lots of nice maidens. But never worry, it will be soon, very soon…
Dendra Dwar
warhounds already dripping saliva
Hey there Potential Holidaymaker! Are you bored of the same old vacation? Tired of familiar faces? If so we have the holiday destination just for you!
Harad, homeland of the Corsairs!
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Doubtful? Well, currently we have hundreds of Gondorian warriors enjoying the vistas of two of our resorts and here are some testimonies:
“I came to stab orcs, and burn things to the ground. I’m still going to burn things, but I’m stabbing sailors instead!” - Argirion, Gondorian Warlord
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“Ooh, I just love those big burly bucanners, they can swash my buckle any time!” - Taurnil, suspect Sinda crossdresser.
So come along one and all, Harad of the Corsairs is waiting for you!