gm 223 War of the Rings begins

Brendan? Is that you down in Corsair Land?

Well, if it is, I’ll have to sail myself down there and whoop your butt.

Thranduil

(AKA Scott Moyes)

Scott, not sure if you are mistaking me for the other Brendan, Brendan McGoldrick, who has yet to change his name despite this being agreed when I declared for the Free in game 32.

But please feel free to join the rest of the Free invaders, though I’m not convinced your nancy elves can take my scury pirates.

TUT TUT
where have all the freeps gone it seems theve run away before
the fun has even started this will be a very short war i feel
oh well better get my cav down to corsair coast for long well earned holiday.
K.E. - Taking it easy for a while

Get in line, we’re already picking holiday spots down there :slight_smile:

Øystein

Here we go, turn 1 has been rather interesting with some moves by the free being aggresive against the sea dogs and the woodmen moving his special ops men at arms against the Lord of dragons (cool pic of khamul btw)

However, the real bite is in 3024 where my cross dressing orcs and the scorched troops of the fire king are meeting the snazzily clad gondorian boys…hey boys…hey daddddyy!

I stay play wichu,

King of Witches, Big Sexy, Big Poppa Pimp,

Holla if ya Hear me!

Murazor,don’t call me muzzy ya Biotch!!! (layin’ the smack down)

As you can see, we are a team indeed!

Thanks for standing up against this loudmouth for a while in my name. I will gladly join in on the fun.

As the days go by we still see no trace of those large armies which normally take the northmen out by turn 2 and 3.
They’re not scared are they?

That’s one missed opportunity and more WILL follow!

Nice trashing, less dashing!

Northman

ahh the N man squeaks at last
never fear my little northern nieghbour your time will soon enough come but you really must try and remember just how insignificant you truely are , but alas you freeps are just so
predictable and sure enough land in the corsair kingdom they did
well wont the be surprised to see the khand banners there and not in the north as they should be. but as i said your time
will come just not quite yet i do hope your not too disapointed.
enjoy your peace while it lasts.

K.E.

Doomed slaves of Sauron,

The beatings will now begin. Please line up in a orderly manner so that I won’t have to work too hard.

Taurnil is indeed a cross-dresser and the Pirates of Penzance would do well not to bait him, he’s awful anxious to get his groove on with those “burly buccaneers”.

Galadriel
True Queen of Witches, Fairies, and cross-dressing DS ass-kickers everywhere.

Hey Kinky Assterling,

What are your troops doing in the south? I hope you’re learning how to swim, because you won’t get away on foot!!

And was that you I saw on the road or was it just another bull-frog? Don’t matter, I will go back and squash it anyway.

Northmen

Its our new prototype weapon bullfrog shaped landmines
go ahead squish it!! it wont be the only nasty surprise
your gonna get but you’l just have to wait.
K.E.

Hey EasterBunnies,

Surely you jest. You must be Sauron’s court clown! You sure are a funny one.

Ever hear the one about how many easterbunnies does it take to light a torch? Or, why did the easterbunnie cross the road?

I know I’m telling you old jokes, but we’re busy over here and don’t have time to make up new jokes.

Thranduil

EasterBunnies,

Cat got your tongue? Or has Sauron throttled your expressiveness so much that you’re tongue tied? Either way, you WILL fall, and it’s a long way down.

Thranduil

Well My Little pointy eared side show circus freak
i did actually post last in the other 223post out there but if you
need to be insulted twice i am more than happy to oblige
let me see so far to date it would seem first blood to us
as your pop centres have already started to fall, well not long to wait now and you will see the rest of the armies arriving i fear this game will not last long.
K.E.-

Well, well, well…

The Easterbunnies actually speak, he speaks and calls this a “game”. It will not seem like a “game” soon, as we will crush your pitiful armies and free your slaves. After all, we are the “good guys”.

Thranduil

Can’t we all just get along? Have a nice cup of tea and biscuits at Barad-Dur and chat about the rugby union and other such civilized things.

:smiley: :smiley:

OH my goodness
you really are a stupid girl arnt you i dont see any crushing of armies so far just your pop centres burning away in the woods
well lil elf we wont stop until we smoke you out of the forest
and burn mirkwood to the ground. As for tea and biscuits i believe Din ohtar bakes some special biscuits we can send you, the kind you wont wake up from.I believe Koldana commented how very tasty they were just before he choked to death… oh how we laughed.
K.E.- still laughing because he knows whats coming.

We, EasterBunnies?

Well, why don’t we go head-to-head, me and you. Let’s meet somewhere in Rhovanion and fight it out–the pointy eared war! Me with my elven ears and you with your bunny ears. It will be a grand time till I step on you and crush you like a cockroach!

Thranduil

Well cutey ears you just pick the time and the place and il be there. but the way i see it il be master of the Rhovanion soon enough and my cav will roam freely but i dont see how your gonna break out of your scummy little forrest when the DS are
all over it. but send what you can huh.
K.E.

So EasterBunnies,

You think my ears are cute, huh? Well, thank you, thank you, thank you. I like them also.

Thranduil
Cute ears and all

oh yeah
there gonna look real good dangleing off a piece of khand leather
tied around my neck.
K.E.