Now, Now, EasterBunnies,
Why must you be so vicious?
Do I get a last supper before you take my ears?
How many easterbunnies does it take to light a torch?
Why did the easterbunny cross the road?
The answer to these and countless other mysteries can be found at the courts of Thranduil, Lord of Greenwood.
Come visit me little EasterBunny and I’ll answer ALL your questions.
Thranduil
now now slapper have a little patience im comeing just as soon as my lil four legged friends will carry me , gotta mash me up some Northman scum on the way though, you will have to write down the answers to any question i interrogate you with due to
fact im gonna cut out your tounge to go with your ears on my
necklace.
K.E.- have a nice day.
Well,
Again with the violence. At least if you chop off my ears and tongue, I’ll still be better off than the neutered eunich I hear you are. I also hear that is the reason you’re so violent (can’t say I blame you, I would be too if I was like you).
Thranduil
Well turn 3 has passed and mmmmm looking good from the DS side.But il leave it to them to insult you with that whilst i take time and pleasure in taunting the Northman.
oh where to begin!!
TUT,TUT,TUT, for all your talk Northman i really was expecting better , did i not warn you i was coming, did i not tell you to build
your armies , did i not tell you to prepare your defenses and now
i have arrived as promised and what do i find…not a Nman in sight.Did you think i was not serious in my threats well you will
live to regret that me thinks.So lets look to the future after you lose these 2 pretty towns. The dagger is at your throat now and only by predicting my next move do you hope to survive do you think you can do that!!! , will i march on your capital , bypass it
and hit Bhur Marling or maybe double back and hit Lest or Dilgul, hardly got much left to defend you there is there.So many choices and you have so few armys but perhaps the village dwarves will
come to help ,dare they move off their poxy village with my reinforcements about to arrive. Perhaps the elves will come but
i suspect not. I eagerly await your reply to this Northman , I fear
this will be a long 2 weeks for you as you try to second guess me
lol .
Adios for now
K.E. - Reclaiming the Rhun peice by peice.