Hmmm. So, which of the 10 starting DS is your mole?:stab:
Why is it everytime you play middle Earth, someone thinks there is a mole? Normally it is one side or the other whinging about the other side securing all five of the neutrals before the game even starts. It is just an excuse to help poor dark servant negotiators sleep at night.
Why have a coherent plan, when we can just blame the fairies under Sauron’s bed.
Well the Lesser Men of Numenor Have united will it be A true Confederation Or not? For Sofar They only have the EAR of the Ture Men of Numenor! (however the noise dues get sweeter to our Ear):rolleyes:
It Dues Grieve US that the Dark servants of Mordor Have not been seen At our court.:bash:
But we have been at your court. You turn us out and now call us invisible? This bodes well for our impending future relations, Umbar.
Ji
It does come to our mind that shades had visited us, however there tone was not to our liking…we prefer gifts as in the olden ways of Numenor and traditions of curtious Nations!:bash: A gift however insignificant can always bring us to negotiate terms:hug: … Terms and no Gifts we WILL NEVER Accept.:fork:
We shall remain Neutral Until A true Cause can be found:D
What a brood of noots we have in this one. Auto-Free, Cowardly-Free, now Extortion-Free. Ovatha and Haruth are the last hopes for reasonable discourse and rational decision making it would appear.
X-Ji
Mole?
There is no denying that Ji Indur is dead, also no denying that there were 9 Nazgul and now there are 8. WHy do I need a mole to know that?
Unless you are implying something else entirely? I wonder…
Gotcha once again a ruler who does not seek a challenge only an easy win…
Easterlings: We have tried your email but we get viscious failure messages back. Replying to a previous message from yourself also. Help, we’re surrounded…! 
Ar-G (rhymes with X-Ji)
Imp
Lie
Ing
Don’t be so patronizing. :bash: It’s as obvious as “Day for night, we can the fight. Don’t yield tin amongst the din. Library book, the ferry shook”. :slap: (well, I have to work out the “ing” bit yet…)
Ar-G
Who are the “Ture Men” anyway? Hmmm…maybe this is a remnant of the new Kin Strife module? I’ll have to send them a diplo, it might not be so bad afterall! :woot:
Ar-G
Send them around to Minas Ithil. Maybe the Gondhoard will ride them home. It’s so crowded I can’t even get by to go fishing.
Ren the ‘Unclean’ (because I can’t get to water to wash either)
Ding-Dong this Witch is Dead, the mean old Witch, the Dirty old Witch! Ding-Dong the WIcked WItch is Dead!
Now where are those ruby slippers…
Seeing as we’re waxing lyrical . . .
Current no.1 in Morannon FM chart . . .
Oh grand old captain Athaulf
He had three thousand men
He marched them up to the bottom of Mordor
And then sideways again
And when they went up they stayed down
And when they went down they stayed down
Then he forgot to refuse Pers
And Dendra took him down
Also heard . . .
Tie an EO army to the old plains hex
Knock three times on the North Gate if you want me
Come on guys, it really is getting smelly in that camp now and the Easterlings are still neutral!
Athaulf was just too brave for his own good. However, I can’t fault him for that - he did his part to drive the yelping Dog back behind the Black Gate.
If it wasn’t for that nasty LR infestation, I’d be quite pleased with the situation… ah well, no one said life as the Eothraim was easy.
- Master of the Plains
Lol, well in truth I’m just feeling the need to gloat about something now while I still have the chance!
In the meantime I’ll keep throwing our dinner left overs down at you from the impregnable walls of Morannon!
- Keeper of the North Gate
Listen horse boy I’m getting a bit fed up now!
I hope those heavy infantry guys you brought along all have poop scoops and little plastic bags with all those horses you’ve bought with you!
Sorry, the pooper scoopers are back at the ranch… however, we did bring enough body bags for all of Tonn Varthkur’s army.
- Master of the Plains
Lol, well if you could just use some of them to scoop up after you I’d be much obliged. I don’t suppose if we promised to be nice goblins and trolls from now on you’d consider going home would you?
Scratch one Nazgul!
That makes two so far–and the nasty ones with agent skill to boot. We thank Khamul for all the shiny new toys, most especially that shiny new ring…