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A letter to the Quiet Avenger.

Dear Adunnyphul. I understand the excitement and agitation that compels you to outbursts that may shock and amuse those around you. Afterall the “Quiet Avenger” is a difficult role. My question to you is - What part of “Quiet” don’t you understand? Since you can’t be an avenger it would be nice for us purists if you kept part of the bargain :slight_smile:

Winsten Wun Toof

To all:
Gixxxer is fasing massive computer problems and will be offline for several days.

BTW, anyone want to know what Gixxxer means?

Oh Winston Wuff Wuff,
You think you can have Dol Guldor? Better refuse or you’ll face the handbag of death. I have an extra brick waiting.
Khamulia

Heyja Winsten Wuff Wuff,

Yeaph !

Looks like this machine is doing it’s job again !

After several nights without much sleep I’m online again !

Yes Winsten,
I’ve read the results of the last turn, looks like you haven’t done the same.

Otherwise you would know that your Gondorian-armies will lose next turn.

Oh what a pitty, all this mighty armies wasted for nothing !

Do you really have thought that you can get us with this simple tactics ?

Now you’ll have to fight and you’ll lose !

So you better go and collect some ashtrays, you’ll need some more for your armies.

And choose a beautifull-one for Tarondor, mustn’t be so large maybe a foxglove would be enough !-

Do you think we’re running out of gold because of your brilliant tactics, failled again.
Some of your proud nations are near bancrupt, right !?-

I’ll send some agents to check your gold, so we will see how good you’re doing !!

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

Hi Rob,
lost all my data and also the address-book, please send me a private-mail ( in the case Javi won’t read this, please tell him about my problems ) !!

Some Greetings to the Neutral-nations !

My wife already told you that I had some computer-problems !

Please send me a short mail to get your current e-mail-address !

Thanks !

Good gaming !

Gerhard

Originally posted by Jill Indur
[b]To all:
>Gixxxer is fasing massive computer problems and will be offline for several days.

>BTW, anyone want to know what Gixxxer means? [/b]

I understand Gixxxer just as well as the Quiet Avenger understands “Quiet” :slight_smile:

What does it mean?

Cheers

Winsten Wun Toof

>

Originally posted by Jill Indur
[b]Oh Winston Wuff Wuff,
You think you can have Dol Guldor? Better refuse or you’ll face the handbag of death. I have an extra brick waiting.

Yeah I heard about the brick. Just don’t sit down, will make it far harder for me to have you stuffed and mounted after the shouting’s over :-). Hey, if you’re willing to give me some more toys I’m more than keen to take them off you :slight_smile: Afterall, when you only come up to Tarondor’s ankle it’s all pretty academic whether he’s got a pen stuck in his nose.

Winsten Wun Toof

Khamulia [/b]

Originally posted by Gixxer
[b]Heyja Winsten Wuff Wuff,

>Yes Winsten,
I’ve read the results of the last turn, looks like you haven’t done the same.

>Otherwise you would know that your Gondorian-armies will lose next turn.

What again? That means you’ll have killed them twice. Wonder what else of yours they’ll squish before they lie down :slight_smile:

>Oh what a pitty, all this mighty armies wasted for nothing !

You know what they say. Until you open your mouth, they can only suspect… :slight_smile: Our opinions will have to vary here.

>Do you really have thought that you can get us with this simple tactics ?

>Now you’ll have to fight and you’ll lose !

ha ha ha. :slight_smile:

>And choose a beautifull-one for Tarondor, mustn’t be so large maybe a foxglove would be enough !-

Taron who? :slight_smile:

>Do you think we’re running out of gold because of your brilliant tactics, failled again.
Some of your proud nations are near bancrupt, right !?-

You lot shouldn’t be in trouble. You don’t have armies to maintain afterall :slight_smile:

>I’ll send some agents to check your gold, so we will see how good you’re doing !!

Please yourself. Just make sure they don’t look like cockroaches, otherwise there’s a tragic mistake in the wind :slight_smile:

Have Fun !

Gixxxer [/b]

Originally posted by Winsten Wun Toof
[b]I understand Gixxxer just as well as the Quiet Avenger understands “Quiet” :slight_smile:

What does it mean?

Cheers

Winsten Wun Toof [/b]

Heyja Winsten,
I haven’t asked you about your name, right ?

So why do you want to know what Gixxxer is meaning ?

Maybe I’ll tell you about it, but not now !

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

Hmm,
to stuck a pen in Tarondor’s nose could be interesting.

Maybe we will try that before killing him !

Looks like you haven’t found a foxglove for the reamins of him, right ?

Dear Winsten, maybe our opinions concerning the armies you’re commanding are variying, but what are you able to do.
Your armies are there to fight and our armies are there to fight.

We will see what will happen !

Even in the case you’ll beat us and this won’t happen, the remains of your proud Gondorian-armies aren’t a danger any longer.

Don’t worry too much about your armies !
You already destroyed some bridges, so we can’t reach you so soon !

Ha, Ha, Ha

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

It really doesn’t seem like ole Winston is looking at the same results the rest of Middle Earth is, does it?

He’ll find out soon enough.

Adunaphel and Ren

You’re right,
maybe there at Down-Under they’re reading from the right to the left.

Are you doing so, Winsten-Al-Haraschid-Al-Achema ?

Or why you aren’t able to see our armies ?

Have forgotten to recon ?

Uh, not good !

You forgot the recon, right ?

Next turn you’ll see the armies, maybe too late !

Ha, Ha, Ha

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

Again we were right of the bottom of the page, about ready to be shoved back to the dredges of the forum <Gasp>. I couldn’t let that happen, couldn’t let this top notch thread fall back into freepland (that’s the back of the bus).

Adunaphel and Ren

Yer slipping there Adunaphel.
It almost happened again.

But…

The everpresent free loving dwarves have saved the day.

BACK TO THE TOP!!!

Bain

ever present dwarves?
You must be talking about someone else.

Winsten Wun Toof,

What happened to all those mighty(?) gondorian armies at Barad Ungol? Whooped, that’s what!!!:smiley: And not only whooped, but humiliated as well (Celdrahil will tell you that, we’re having fun with him now). I guess we’ll have to keep on rolling west.

Adunaphel and Ren

Heyja Winsten,
I know we had different opinions about the outcome of our battles.

This turn you can see the results !

Your proud Gondorian-armies were destroyed and Tarondor is dead.

I haven’t promised you much more, but that what I promised happened !

Maybe you should ask this impertinent dwarve to help you at Gondor.

In the case I would believe his words that he’s everywhere, you should take a part from this “everywhere”.–

Maybe you’re are able to impress the Neutrals in the North, there you’re playing four against one.
That’s cowardise, isn’t it ?

We will stop this in the North soon and you will have some surprises there.

Good gaming and have fun !

Gixxxer

Maybe you’re are able to impress the Neutrals in the North, there you’re playing four against one.
That’s cowardise, isn’t it ?

Little Gix,

I’ve told you before that it isn’t so much that the FP have impressed me, but the fact that the WK strikes me as being a far for competent potential ally. His tactics up north have left a lot to be desired, and this turns map hasn’t done anything to prove otherwise yet!

But, i’m still awaiting the various reports. These may prove me wrong.

As i’ve said i haven’t made any cast iron decisions, i was merely swaying in the directions of the FP, but if you want to put words in my mouth then i may just come down to Mordor and stomp on you, just because i can. :smiley:

Arfanhil

Ha little Gix,
do you mean me ?

I’m a gixxer, more than six foot high and full of muscles and my brain is still working !

Looks like the Scotish-mist has also covered your mind !

Please don’t missunderstand me at this time !

Bye,

Gixxxer !