Hey there G94ers. Just a quick note this time. Life in the real world has gotten really busy just at the moment so I will have even less time to show you DS why you are gumbies, but then again, I’m sure anyone can do it, doesn’t take any creativity afterall
Some quick notes - Tarondor is dead yes. Celdrahil is captured yes. And the point is? The battle at Barad Ungol carried by the DS but at great cost. But maybe the point wasn’t what you thought There’s more to winning the game than carrying a skirmish.
We haven’t even reached the point where freep strategies need to change due to changing game conditions.
If anyone needs to get to me, I’m sure you all know my e-mail or can easily get it. I wont be a regular here for now. Good luck and good gaming to you all (unless you are DS in which case you can just drop dead… might even improve the smell
As we eagerly await tomorrows email, let me say that I, for one, will miss the inane bable of ole Winston. Nothing he said made sense, but he was entertaining in a grotesque sort of way.
I would agree with your assessment. Mad as a nutter would be another. All I can say is they grow up strange and wierd in Queensland. See, the hole in the ozone is right above Winston’s place and he probably got too much sun on the noggin when he was younger!
Now, turn 5 coming up, care to lay any bets on who is going to lose their capital first??
Originally posted by Jill Indur No, Gixxxxxxer is the Happyicerat.
Not any more he’s not >:-)
Caranthir munched on a Popodum, “So what’s the difference between Hoarmurath
and a dead guy?”…
“Nothing!”, Telumehtar retrieved his looking glass from under the Nazgul’s
nose and walked away…
Many were those who mourned the Chicken Lord’s passing… Winsten Wun Toof was not one of them
Thanks for the toys Gixxxer, but can you guys really spare them?
Oh bugger Adunnyphul, Northern Gondor’s had another day, that wasn’t part of the plan
Originally posted by SMoyes
>[b]As we eagerly await tomorrows email, let me say that I, for one, will miss the inane bable of ole Winston. Nothing he said made sense, but he was entertaining in a grotesque sort of way.
It’s called humour. You know, that thing that makes the ends of other people’s mouths turn up (No not your interesting comments and your well practiced intelligent look, and no - not Happy rat dying either Oh forget it…
Just dropping in for a brief jab at the DS ample flanks
Winsten Wun Toof
>Adunaphel the Magnificent
&
>Ren the Dirty Fighter [/b]
Argeleb finished off his bowl of beans and farted. The smell was immediate and the 1240 trolls guarding Carn Dûm all fainted straightaway. The arthedain troops all grinned through their gas masks.
“Follow me!” yelled Argeleb as he removed his mask and he turned around and farted again. Carn Dûm disappeared in a cloud of greenish gas, when the cloud cleared, the city was no more…
When Argeleb regained consciousness, he stared upon the empty walls of Cargash…
PUUH !
what a stink, it seems to come through the monitor !
Please don’t do that again !
Use your weapons and maybe some war-machines, otherwise we would have victims due to ABC-weapons nearby our computers.
Oh yes, I understand that’s the way you want to beat us, killing the players bye ABC-weapons.
You know about the Geneva Convention ?
Not the fine art of humour, but it’s understandable !
Have Fun !
And don’t forget your ABC-protection-masks, you will need them the stink of Arthedainies rotting in the sun, especially when eaten…,
could be murderous !
>Yes, Hoarmurath is dead and … ? I don’t miss any toy, I’m still playing with them !
What - like in the team showers you mean? Not Hoarmurath, I’ve turned his into a dried floral arrangement. Turns out he just wasn’t frightening enough for anything else
>By the way, I heard Erestor lost a toy we’re able to play with !Will be a deadly game !
A word from the wise - Do not brag to your mates about stealing the toys of a man who wears tights. Few shall be your friend, and none will trust you to watch his back
>Ask Aluiric, Lanaigh and Belechael, only a joke they won’t answer, killed last turn like Hoarmurath.
Nope, Aluiric, Lanaigh and Belechael all died in battle
>I guess you’ll get out of troops soon, what will happen further on ?
Dunno, I suppose I’ll have to drag all your Nazgul home and stuff them myself
Trust me, we have no intention of trying to kill and stuff your characters, we’d much rather you pay for them all. Plus we want you to enjoy the game and it isn’t much fun when you have no armies or pop centres to look at, so keep the characters, we don’t want them. So, in the future, please start refuse challenges with all your lot, then we can avoid this unpleasant situation again.
(its really no fun having Winston brag to the rest of the team about how many nazgul he has killed, very unpleasant, you know how he rambles on afterall).
cheers,
Arth, helping out where I can
ps. why would you want to eat my troops for? they are performing essential work to protect the environment for one and all to share in the future, sure it might smell a little bit but we all win out in the end?
