okay,
so the above is the poorly written, poorly spelled, well spaced, long winded way of saying, your gonna try to crush me. here i was thinking you were gonna just give up.
i included you were burning camps, at 1806 unopposed, and that i had taken 1 of 2 bridges down. its very early, and your doing well, as you should be. winters also coming, as it does this time of year.
your genius exhausts me so, that i have to go away on vacation(again) from 12-1-04 until 12-06-04. so spew about your greatness, i’ll be getting a suntan, and then respond on 12-07-04. my sarcasm will screen me from the sun. thats pearl harbor day here in the states, kinda like anzac day for the aussies.
Stephen and Fvank (if that really is your name) its good to see your enjoying this 1 vs 1 madness, there is no love lost between the two of you thats for sure. Would be something to see all .pdf´s published after you have beaten one or the other into submission.
Mmh Ill guess its the badmouthed one of you who will pull it off, not to make it a competetion, just a guess.
Alas I am calling the game already, it seems a shame to win so early, but its only a matter of time.
Yes you did hear me right I think I have you, called it and lets see who gloats at the end, but for now deny it all you like my dark one, it just makes me happier to see it.
Just out of interest the name is Frank, otherwise known as Mullers Master who will forever more be known as my slave.
I should point out that I play games every week with one of those who engaged in the first 12 v 12 and hence it is already known to me this is not the first such game.
Alas I already have a list of those who want to play me next but feel free to join the list at any time.
hey loke…nice of you to drop in. back from the warm sunny climes of the southern usa. its cold, snowy and rainy here at home, as i open my turns. but i have my cloak of SARCASM to keep me warm(not the ring of binding). i was ready to drop and yield the game to fwank the candel, saving the money for xmas presents for the family. but harly wouldn’t give me back my money already deposited in this account. so i guess i’ll just have to play on, suffering the slings and arrows of candals razor sharp wit. i’ll clutch my cloak tight to these tired old bones, and try to keep warm.
for the record, fwanks killing me. just ask him. it will get interesting with winter coming on, a lot of tight fiscal issues, but if i make to the spring thaw, fwank will win anyway. then, if i should stumble through spring into summer, fwank will still win. if the planets align, dolphins start to speak with mankind, and i endur the summer into fall. fwank will win. we find life on mars, or intelligent life in the cave fwank dwells in, and i muck it out through fall, then general winter will surely kill me, if fwank doesn’t get me first. but at least, i’ll still have my cloak of SARCASM to keep me warm.
his attack at 1910 with combined dwarven, dunland, cardy forces, resulted in a lot of dead guys, but 1910 is a m town/fort. he took 2409, burnt 3621,3123.
he still has a large army of the eothraim cav at 2715, staring at my m town/keep for a second turn. i tremble.
he landed his huge s gondor naval formation in n harad.
his huge corsair army landed at 2535, i’m doomed there too.
his combined cardy and arthedain armies arrived at 1906, i’m doomed there too.
in short, as you can see, i’m doomed. i have done nothing, taken nothing, and clearly am off my game. but i have, my tattered cloak of SARCASM to keep me warm.
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the $100.00/bi weekly this game costs is the excuse i’ll use to avoid another encounter with fwank, or scorpy is it? i need safety from fwanks scathing wit, that “brown pants time” or “mullers master” comment was a real killer. i need a hug. anybody?
There, there smuller, youre lucky to have your Cloak - must be disgracefull to loose the intire game this early, what is it turn 2 or 3 coming up:D? Kind of a surprise to see free armies burning DS PC´s in the NW.
When the best you can do is insult me with some pathetic attempt to disguise your inability to face the fact you are afraid to swear in the open well forgive me if I am not scared.
How many pop centres have you taken and how many have you lost?
Oh and what have you got to stop my armies from smashing more of your pop centres as I want?
Dream on and suffer me well for I am happy to carry on and give you that very hard time each and every turn.
Watch and learn for I going to teach you this lesson for free.
I do so love it when they whine as you crush them, oh so scary!
Of course I have called the game I know it, but since you dont lets carry on and I am going to enjoy every minute, even the odd loss, for the end is already in sight.
Now dont take my word for as I am sure you will hear that is not the case from the other side.
I however call it as I see it, have never been wrong in 20 odd years of calling a game and it does give him something to aim at and wreck.
Miracles do happen, his boss may turn up every turn and I might lose characters in battles I win, but little else is going to save his hide form me now.
Oh and I am enjoying myself, however for the liberties I am taking with game play I should be a little humble.
yeah, its a one sided crushing defeat…
i have lost 3104,1806, 3506,2208( this turn),2409,3120( this turn)3123, failed to take 3124 via threat twice, and will lose a second and third harad town. i have also lost both ice king camps, and an agent artifact. like a fisherman, i am reeling from this crushing onslaught. i’ll just have to nestle in tighter with my cloak of sarcasm to stay warm this long cold winter. i am certainly not in a position to argue with 20 years of genius, and game calling perfection( rhymses with erection, which suits you.). i also enjoy when people use the word NEVER. maybe after your self proclaimed victory in this game, we can reverse sides. i’m always looking to get school, and then further schooled. lets continue my education. keep calling it like you see them Candel. its funny stuff.
If you can get odds on this one horse race good luck, old Servant may it seems take odds as its the only decent action he is going to see in this game.
as stated in my previous,
i’m doomed, just as Candal. he hasn’t called a game wrong in 20 years. its a one horse race, maybe i’ll play better if we reverse roles in another game. until then, i’ll just try to squeek by, hold on in this game and wait for the extend version of LOTR 3. me, aragorn the king and my cloak of sarcasm. orders in, waiting for turns.
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edit: carlos lee to the brewers, that makes me sad. pedro to the mets, thats makes me laugh.
Candel,
i weep at the content of your words, drying the salty tears on my cloak of sarcasm.
results tomorrow. please find the time for a reserve match.
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Now in most cases it would make me feel quite sorry to bring such tears to your eyes, but in this case can I watch, I will a supply a hankie if needs be though.
I am sure if I whip you as quickly as I hope i can fit you in for another thrashing.
If it helps I will tell you what I have planned for you.
But don’t expect me to try to warm you up, as that sarcasm is sooo hot it sizzles!