uk 72 aka 2 man grudge

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#61

candel,
i have my cloak of sarcasm, much better then your offering. if you want to tell me your plans, feel free( ah, the puns keep coming). it is a nice excuse when you lose. i’ll concern myself with style points after a victory. til then, i’ll get cozy with my cloak, and ponder the winter ahead.

sm
uk# 72 saurons henchmen.

for anybody with the cash, the extended version of lotr3 has a nice URZAHIL guest appearence, and the death of saurman is not as per the book in any fashion. the showdown with the witch king is also not as per the book, but we get a view of some salty corsairs. its seems pretty clear they were done in brief, to fit into the movie as points of interest, but nothing more. too bad. interesting roads not taken.

#62

Keep to the cloak… They took up, what, 5 lines in the books? I was surprised they were in the movies at all…

As far as calling any game at this point, between you two Pride ridden dudes, I think the battle for the Last Word is what’ll pay out the big bucks…who’s got a line…?

#63

nah,
its just pure wholesome disdain from my end. my thoughts on candel are public record. candel had another pretty good turn. As for saurons minions, well lets just say 0-6 on trying to take down the 2927 bridge, and a death while stealing from an evil camp says it all. some days you get the bear, somedays the bear gets you. its a long game, 4013 and 3221 will have new managment as winter arrives. he did a nice job sliding out of 2715(still mine) and moving into 3221. so i must slumber, play defense and do boring stuff, like character development and mind my fiscal situation. if i make it out of winter in solid shape, i’ll win. if not, well it won’t be boring.

sm
uk 72 saurons henchmen

#64

Well I have not looked at my turns but it seems I do not need to, for what you are about to receive may … need I say any more?

Oh you can bet winter is going to be very very hard and when you come out of it, as you will, the writting will be on the wall.

Do you really think I am going to let you off the hook, or even give consideration to the fact I think you can do anything about it?

So yes I will tell you what I am up to next go and dare you stop me, for it makes victory that bit sweeter knowing I think this game is already beyond you.

Now please tell me if you have had enough and I will play the dark side in the deep of winter and demonstrate how it should be done.

Vandal

#65

Hi there

Guess its works out the right way, me clad in the armour of Ignorance and the sword of nil.

Best to sm

Loke:D:D:D

#66

Alas he needs more than your best wishes to get out of this one, you dont have a miracle in your back pocket by any chance?

Let me give you some advice, it does not work trading pop centres with the good guys, not when winter is about to strike.

Oh by the way you must have seen me transferring timber to the Northmen and a small army of cav with war machines often offends so we shall see if you have it in you!

You know it makes sense go on do it.

Vandal

#67

One thing I must thank you for SM is that post game 9 I was done and dusted, you have given me something worth playing for again.

Still think me some whimp you can roll over now, if so not done that good a job have we?

Vandal

#68

candel,
what are you talking about? so little of your blather makes sense. please decode for me the following drivel.

what miracle do i need? you arrived at 3221 with the eothraim cav, big deal. been there, done that. but the crux of a dilemma for you duce.(you don’t rate ace)

trading pop centers? no, i don’t want to trade pop centers, but you have taken all the easy stuff. whats the big kick here. you have done nothing in the angmar, and your gonna get pounded around rhun. that means your eothraim flank is exposed. is that hukor next to 3113 with a huge army. now, do you try to invade mordor and bypass 3221, or do you take 3221, at the cost of everything you have in the hex. then theres that pincer attack on the eoplex, as i rape the northmen. make your move duce, i’m waiting, and its dragon season.

no, i didn’t see you transfer timber, nor do i care. i do care that i have most of the timber now, and will be building big beautiful ships to invade s gondor. your northmen is about to crumble, badly. you spun timber to northie, more excellent news.

makes sense? pounding you into the soil of game 72 makes sense, and i am trying.

what about a post in game 9? i wasn’t in game 9. when it comes to you, and your blathering silliness, i find this game #72 more then enough. i have read the long rider report from when we met. never met an easterling who lost his backup in three turns. you were winning that game, adn al lthe others you dropped, right?. if thats your concept of winning, then losing has to be a sight for these old sightless nazgul eyes.

whimp? i have great a great dislike for you, and your style of play. i have called you a coward. If that “whimp” shoe fits, wear it. my issues with you concern this game, and the best way to make that point is to beat you at this game. i got the dark side, the first turn ran the first week of november. not ideal for the bad guys, but that only makes my win sweeter. plus, watching yourself proclaimed “20 years of calling them right” go down the toilet. i have not been as colorful as you, but my cloak of sarcasm has treated me well.

you gonna be the first guy to lose a capitol, cause 4013 is history. yes, i will remind you of that fact constantly. all my messages will be written from your mistake by the lake. i have 4415, and 4015. 4017 is indefensible. 4217 is fruit on the vine. isolated, it will fall to a threat in short order. your badly outgunned at 3124, and elatar with 100 guys at 3024 ain’t enough vs this horde. sorry about the elephants in the south, guess when get as many critical failures i have suffered, you get a few critical successes.
so do your little evasive movement and try to get past 3221, i have a whole lotta love waiting inside mordor, and rolling right in to 3221 next turn. you may, MAY, take it, but you ain’t holding it. tell erestor to say hi to the vampire for me.

i’m happy with the current board set up, looking at that huge army next to the eoplex, and the other huge one next to 2715. you may never take 2715 now, and don’t count on keeping the eoplex. maybe i’ll ignore another m town/keep, and just pound the sinda cities. yes, i have reveal pop center, its turn 4.
so, while i’m waitng for you (as you brag repeatedly) to tell me what your gonna do. i have two words for you. CONJ MOUNTS. seems you have a bit sloppy with your dwarf artifacts. write all you want, but it won’t change this fact. TAG, YOUR IT!

merry christmas too all you players enjoy this mud slinging contest. 8 weeks of suffering this dolt, i had a bit of pent up finger energy.

sm
uk 72 sauron’s henchman, sporting a big Sucking Fmile.

#69

wow,
someday i will recall never to respond to another players taunts after hosting a holiday party in which i over indulge two of my favorites: vodka with ice, and captain morgan with a splash of coke. guess i’ll have to back up the prior bravado. its a dirty, thankless job, but candels lack of response speaks volumes. Sucking fmile, thats a new one.

happy holidays from your writer of poetic trash.

sm
uk 72 saurons henchman

#70

Alas it is hard to reply when you are not at home but of course simple logic is a concept that perhaps beyond some dark sevants.

I am sorry you feel the loss of those popcentres so far in Angmar and the loss of a few more this go means nothing, but hey I can live with taking those undefended pop centres and you can call it nothing all day long.

Glad to see you feel you can win and that now you claim some imaginary victory, indeed one of us will be smiling.

Funny how to much drink warpes ones perception, so please carry on drink until your black heart is content and perhaps in your dreams you can still win.

Now since the set up was random do I hear some more wimpering about the bad luck of the set up, for one so good and hard its a poor show.

Erestor says not a problem by the way and for those who come bearing nice gifts they should know not to come uninvited.

Vandal

#71

Oh now do I take it using your logic of no response you give up and have had enough?

Once sober you perhaps realise the folly, or perhaps your just off on another bender, feel free

Vandal

#72

My my my what could be wrong this silence must mean as you say you did nideed get it all wrong

I know the loss of 1806 was nothing and the loss of 1907 is nuaght to you, yes that is a cav army, but wait and see and tell me I am wrong next go.

The loss of 2208 and 2210 and 2109 are of course nothing, 1908 well we shall see shal we not?

1804 Well can you stop me and if not what good is a dragon in 2 turns going to do you?

Oh is that no army I see before me on 2305?

Is that no defenders on the Rhu capital I see before me and pray tell what is to stop me putting those big troops on 1910 or taking 2009?

I realise its a poor show I am putting up and hope to do better, but perhaps next go the truth will dawn on you.

What twaddle about 4013 if you think you can take the northmen out do so, how long did you hold 4415 by the way?

Darn poor show if you ask me thinking you can hold anything at all.

Now is the loss of the dog cap nothing and oh whats to stop me taking the dragon cap?

Oh and can you say for certain that eo army is not going to run around and take out the dragons back up since I know you have no forces to stop me?

Oh and I know all to well your best agents are not at home since its me hunting you and not the other way around.

Now the hard look toasted to me but hey prove me wrong only 4 towns gone so far and I will finsh the job this go and does your capital look undefended?

Oh and what have you got to face a few thousand gondor cav in the field? Watch and you will see them this go.

I would like to taunt you more but the sauce might rear its head once again.

Your mine and the fact you know it makes you nasty does it not.

I look forward to doing nothing again to you, and if you think dragons will save you then think again!

Please dont lose heart and give me your best as for you I shall flay you just a bit more evey turn.

Then perhaps you will learn the lesson that insulting personal mails dont always work, but for sure not in this case.

Vandal

#73

The silence is golden are you away as I might think, or as you state it must mean I am right and you have indeed lost.

Come on tell me some more about your great deeds, I like a bit of fiction.

Vandal

#74

Hi Frank

Give ol smuller a chance to strike back, unless you got him by the short ´n curlies there is no way he wont deal you a nasty surprise.

Just a guess, fun? to you both.

Loke:D:D:D

#75

Indeed you are right its a big game and you cannot expect to have great turns all the time.

Still plenty of turns to go and lots to go right or wrong before the end.

Mind you at least my burning those pop centres in Angmar is having no effect at all and are a mirage or so I am told.

Vandal

#76

Well indeed this upcoming turn will I think dcemonstrate to both of us which way this game is going.

With armies on 4 of your captitals can you stop me suicing enmass and then threateneing your pop centres?

I am going to use my 100 comms on 3 off your major towns and a few others besides, I wonder what your tax rates have been like?

Now I know 1806 is gone, 1907 to go this go, hey prove me wrong, 2305 to go this go if the threat works or next when the war machines arrive, 2208 gone, 1905 undefended with a 90 comm on it, guess what I will be going. 2010 gone, 2109 gone, and 1910 gone this go to, ops am I being to mean?, 2008 to go this go and oh no your capital undefended what am I going to do on it.

Now since you wont posses one single rhu army in the filed after this go, ok you may have a city in mordor so I could be wrong, what was all that about me not doing anyhting to you?

I dont mention 1908 only as i cannot be bothered to work it out and am going to se if my start up troops can take out your crap new builds, maybe you will lose that one to, now would not that be interesting?

Since I want you to know I will be putting another 1000, yes you can mark my words, onto a WK pop centre this go, another 1000 hi onto another pop centre and you will note that cardy army of only a few thousand hi next to another of your pop centres.

Now I hope you have an army on 2703 worthy of note as you know where I am off to with those other troops.

I wont mention the noldo and other dwarven troops as I do like you to have a few things to guess about.

Pray for a dragon you need it!

Now turn 5 and I see you dont have any arties of note and alas that major one still at sea, oh dear are you trying to get it, shame cardy has a fleet is it not? oh and whilst I would like to say the noldo are home they are only just leaving home for alas I suspect you may sink my fleet before I can get it home, yes I know you are on your way. I however have a few more spare fleets that you and will suffer its loss.

Turn 5 and still you are keeping the IK army afloat, impressive, now please step forward the Eo awaits you with open arms we do have a lot of troops waiting for you, but rest assured we wont be sitting still.

What where you saying about no new troops for Mordor, its big and nasty and I dont see you stopping it now as you have no troops that can.

Yes a shame about 4013 but what have you got to hold it with? I will stick more armes onto it next go and attack the pop centre and see who wins this go.

I dont see you winning that war on the dwarven pop centre, but of course prove me wrong.

Worst still and it matters not if you belive me or not I will rebuild the bridge and pour not less than 5000 troops accross the river, hey I dont care what you think its going to happen so read it and weep.

Mind you deal with my navy first makes life intersting does it not.

Now Gondor only has 5000 more troops on your pop centre in Harad lands and that will be the 5th pop centre you have lost, or could it be 6th with the other one I am on and I am going to take what you cannot stop and take another one next go to. Shame you cannot block sideways moves now is it not and I have enough back ups to know your not up to the job to stop it.

Now Ji come on sitting on my Corsairs guy you saw an empty location and it just drew you in, still you have to try dont you, you like the size of the defending army, wait and see we are confident enough to attack you.

I weont go into to much detail anout the IK camp burning whats that 4 now? Oh and his Town to, I can see why you need to keep sending him gold!

Now what was that you said about 4217? Isolated and you can take it as you like?

I say 3 turns is enough take it and I will give you the game, want to back the folly and match me on that?

Oh and yes I will be taking Vamag and stopping your little threats 500 cav, 900 a turn plus 1600 hi a go does that for you, I can pay my troops can you?

Well no gold from Harad this go oh dear I do hope you did not need it.

But since you claim you are winning enjoy your victory, must be so sweet to win so many games.

Oh but we own this servant and forever you shall be a dark spot in my shadow.

I suggest next time you want to get on your high horse and insult people for giving up a game you choose someone you can beat up on, I like my bullies well done and you are.

Vandal

#77

Servant do you still think you are winning?

I like a challange as you want to play this game to the bitter end how about I show you how to do it.

Let me play you a second game here and now right at the start of winter, come on dont run from me.

Whipping you is going to be oh so much fun and I really want to show you how to play.

You know it makes sense.

Now you might like to call me a candle but at least I am a master one, not a jumped up dark servant tea thing.

Vandal

#78

ACRES OF STUPIDITY TO REPLY TOO.

OF NOTE. I DID OVERRUN A S GONDOR NAVY. THATS A NEAT LTTLE TRICK. I EXCHANGED A HARAD COMMANDER WITH 300 M/A FOR OTHAR AND THE SINDA STARTING FORCE FROM 2325. MUTUAL DESTRUCTION WITH DROWNING. DID POOR LITTLE CAMLIN AND ALL THOSE S GONDOR TROOPERS ENJOY SPENDING THE ENTIRE TURN PINNED IN A VACANT HEX? YOU BURNED 2208 AND 1806 IN THE NORTH. MY 110 POINT COMMANDER FAILED TO THREAT 2004, OR THERE WOULD BE NO ISSUE. COUNT YOUR STARS, LUCK SWINGS BOTH WAYS, I’LL GET MINE. BUT I TOOK DOWN SOME BRIDGES (FINALLY), I’M WATCHING YOUR GUYS SIT AT 3221( LIKE CAMLIN’S BOYS IN HARAD) CHEWING UP EOTHRAIM GOLD. I AM ASSEMBLING A SICKNESS TEAM, AND CONTESTING AN ARTIFACT OFF THE DUNLAND COAST. YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED AT THAT FACT. I HAVE A FEW THOUSAND TROOPS NEXT TO 3113, SO YOU’D BETTER WIN THE INITATIVE, OR YOUR GONNA HAVE ISSUES THERE. I HAVE MORE HC THEN YOU HAVE TROOPS IN RHUN, AND MY ARMY FROM 2615 JUST MOVED OFF YOUR MAPS. MY AGENTS ARE STRONG, AND MY MAGES FINALLY HAVE LOCATE TRUE AND REVEAL POP CENTER( WHERE DID THAT MISSING ARMY GO!). I STARTED WITH NONE, BUT NOW I HAVE PLENTY.
AS STATED LAST TURN. TAG, YOU STILL IT. LETS SEE WHAT RESULT I GET FROM STEAL ARTIFACT I AM 0-3 TURNS, BUT IT WAS THE SAME WITH BRIDGES TIL LAST TURN. MAYBE I’LL GET A LITTLE LUCK THERE TOO. THE RING OF POWER, THE ARTHEDAIN GIFT PACK, N GONDOR STUFF.

SM
SAURONS HENCMEN IN UK 72
STAYING WARM IN MY CLOAK OF SARCASM, FIRESIDE AT THE OLD NORTHMEN CAPITOL.
YEAH, YOUR KILLING ME. LETS KEEP PLAYING.

#79

Oh so scary but lets deal with it.

If you have more cav in the that area than I have troops, Im will give you the game ifs its not true the games mine.

We agree to exchange PDFS GM ruling is final.

Also If you blocked my SG army the game is yours and if you did not then the same as the above.

I like to not just call you but raise the stakes so we all know who is full of it.

Why should I worry about the IK paying for all those troops when frankly if you want to meet the Eo troops I am happy to let you move first, want to agree to meet me on the filed and I will agree to let you on the pop centre and not try to block you, I have enough troops to mash you as it is, again the same rules as above.

I like to give you a chance so 2 out of three to win only for you? 3 out of 3 for me?

Stupid is as stupid does, now where is that come back on the long delay in your absence?

As you yourself said must be true what i said and you are on one of your booze inspired rages again.

But I do like some fight in my meat and you oh dark one are mine to play with and toy with and I am enjoying watching you bluster.

Now come on what about Angmar the area I am doing nothing to you at all with?

Of the thrashing that the Harad are taking only 6 towns so far for sure, little poor I suspect by your standards but I am happy with it. Oh and ok next go we hit only one MT and another town but hey what can I do just not up to your standard I am sure.

Angmar is a wasteland I think not to bad for turn 5, seen a lot better players myself hold out and not lose anyhting up til now but hey by your standards its great.

I can only say you are right playing somEone of your crap standard I have done a poor job, but alas I let my urge to want to toy with you get in the way.

By the way I already have a few of the arties but I am sure you know that already.

Well turn 6 about to come up and the best you can threaten me with is I might have an artifact stolen or you might reveal a pop centre.

You talk strash back it up go on make my day and dont be a whimp and back out I have given you a chalnge dont run scared from me on it.

Or are you really to be known as Chicken from now on.

Vandal otherwise known as your Master

#80

Please note I am going away for the weekend and a lack of a response to your drivel is due only to being absent and nothing to do with anything else.

Vandal