Let me think…
Herumor, Glen Kinchey, Taurion, Kyuzo, Hurdriak…
We killed 12 in 17 turns and then we killed 5 in just 1 turn???
We are improving, aren’t we??
And now that the RIng of Impersonification is in our hands we’ll do better and better…
PS: I suggest that your agents stop trying anything at Havens of Umbar: looks like it’s pretty difficult to operate there…
<<PS: I suggest that your agents stop trying anything at Havens of Umbar: looks like it’s pretty difficult to operate there…>>
-Ovatharuss
King of Khand
The Free People killing machine strikes in Barad Ungol this fortnight. Fire King beware…
And how do you like those three armies at your back door, Ovatharuss? After the minor casualities we’ll suffer after routing your armies, we just might have enough to sack Khand Amu.
– Gildring
Yadda, Yadda, brown-boy; go peddle your lies with the woodelves, you might find a believe amongst those boys!
BULRAKUR the skeptical.
Is this also a lie, Dendra? One of your slaves dies this fortnight.
Elves still suck.
PS - You do realize that North Gondor will fall soon, right?
<<And how do you like those three armies at your back door, Ovatharuss? After the minor casualities we’ll suffer after routing your armies, we just might have enough to sack Khand Amu. >>
** HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Cripes, you’re killing me with this stuff! Please, please, sack it, so I can rebuild it and get it back from those lousy Rhuns. “Brothers of the Sand”, indeed!
-Ovatharuss
King of Khand
We don’t mean to pick exclusively on the Rhun, but we do want some pay back for the Northmen.
Gondor doesn’t fall until Minas Tirith falls, and I don’t see that happening any time soon.
But please, go ahead and over-extend yourself while we penetrate your rear defenses (no pun intended).
Extra, Extra:
GELDING IN BACKDOOR INVADERS SHOCK!
More to follow, guard your rear Darklings!!!
KRUSNAK, Voice of Dendra
These words may be your last Krusnak, considering your situation at Morannon, so I would speak well if I were you.
– Gildring, Star-hammer of Imladris
Mordor’s wrath shall wipe the elven scourge from Middle Earth. You shall perish, elves. Wither and despair.
Cast your spells well, elf-boy, it would be a pity to fail due to incompetence…but, then you should be used to that by now. Can you get off three spells this turn, can you even risk it?
KRUSNAK, Mouth of Dendra
Sit still for a while Krusnak and I’ll use my new ring to impersonate a Perrit and assassinate you. Killer Perrit? Not a bad nickname to use, for one turn anyway.
– from an unnamed Eldar
Sad, very sad. You guys have had most of the agent arties since the game’s beginning, and you YET to make effective use of them. Meanwhile Gondor and the Havens are under serious pressure, and you continue to piddle around in Mordor. Keep doing what you’re doing, we’re all just fine.
Sorry to contraddict you Ben, but you’re wrong!!
YOU had most of the agent artifacts at the beginning, and we picked up from the cold hands of your dead agents one by one!
And anyway, if you want to teach us how to use our agents you’re wrong again!
It’s the master who teaches, not viceversa… so stay quiet and observe our moves: you could learn something
You’ve had them long enough to make a difference, and you’ve made no difference. Instead you let the Northmen fall, and now the Havens will fall, as will Gondor. You might want to reevaluate your strategy because so far you guys havent’ done squat. Pathetic, absolutely pathetic.
“Piddle around in Mordor?” Your words tell me you are still living in fantasy. The Rhun and Khand Easterlings are in greater danger than the Corsairs. And I’ll repeat my earlier claim that the Dark Lts. will fall before Northern Gondor. You may take my word on that.
Regarding our strategy: taking back all the most powerful agent artifacts was goal number 1. Accomplished.
Goal number 2 involves our 5000+ troops in Harondor; 3000+ in Khand; and the Dog Lord held in check at Morannon. Accomplished.
Krusnak, you made a silly comment about our supposed incompetence and questioned our ability to kill you at Morannnon. You might want to ask Kyuzo about that… oh, that’s right. He’s DEAD! hahaha!
– Gildring
Lighten up, secretary boy! Don`t you have some dictation to take?
I dont really feel checked at morannon, im off for a tour of mirkwood…
BULRAKUR the blase.
<<3000+ in Khand>>
-Ovatharuss
King of Khand