And OvathaRuss, since I didn’t realize when I gave my first estimate that you already know from the Long Rider report that 1000+ Dwarves are at his village, you are facing more than 4000.
So, you will definitely be losing the upcoming battle with the White Wizard, Rohan, and battle-crazed Sinda forces. You have a hapless partner in the Rhun Easterlings, which you acknowledge. And your best commander and a much-needed large army are far away in the Havens. I’d say you have your hands full. Lucky for us you were lulled into delusions of grander.
Better send lots of agents, we have back-up commanders.
"The Free People killing machine strikes in Barad Ungol this fortnight. Fire King beware… "
Is this the same “killing machine” that appeared at Morgul and neighboring towns a few turns ago with such “spectacular” success?? I suggest the killing machine needs a major rebuild based on it’s last trial run…bawahahahaha!
My friend the FK needs no help in fending off your pathetic losers, and whatever success you may have your friends the Gondorian scum will have to pay for 10-fold. Perhaps you should consult them before you piss us off any further
<<And your best commander and a much-needed large army are far away in the Havens. I’d say you have your hands full. Lucky for us you were lulled into delusions of grander. >>
Well, we all know that you don’t win this war by hiring troops and sitting at home. May the best man win. That is, of course, ME.
Although the DS are in the unfortunate position where they MUST hire troops and sit at home because of the power of FP emissaries. I’ve even noticed that the darkies are backing up the armies with additional commanders as they sit at home and do nothing. That’s fine. We’ll deal with it and laugh as your resources are wasted on defense.
Murazor, seldom have I seen a 100+ agent with 30 stealth fail in an assassination attempt. So consider yourself lucky. The next time we target you we might decide to throw in a little mage power. I know you are too cowardly to accept challenge, so we won’t have the joy of killing you that way.
There are at least seven FP characters that would have no trouble crushing you in a challenge.
<<Although the DS are in the unfortunate position where they MUST hire troops and sit at home>>
Uhm, that’s called a “Seed Army”. Say it with me. “SEEEED ARMY”.
<<I’ve even noticed that the darkies are backing up the armies with additional commanders as they sit at home and do nothing. >>
Uhm . . . that’s so we have someone to split the armies off to and leave a SEED army behind. Also, it facilitates us by allowing us to both hire and ArmyMan the same turn.
I will tutor you no more. Don’t you have some experienced players on your side who could teach you all this standard stuff about the game?
But your SEED armies are going POOF because our assassins are killing your army commanders. Then you must Name Commander (commander order); and the next turn Hire Army (also a command order) so that our emissaries don’t take your cities.
It has not happened to the Free, but the same can’t be said of the Dk. Lts. and Fire King and Cloud Lord. Each has lost SEED armies at the hands of FP agents/armies. And the same can be said of the Dog Lord this turn. I know who will die and where.
Until now, the Khand haven’t had to deal with Free assassins. But you will.
Maybe the DS should spend some resources guarding their SEED armies so that they don’t go POOF. But then our Spirit Mastery powers will be manifest when we kill your guards. Dang, not much the DS can do I guess.
All-in-all, the above just reinforces my claim that a game that started out even is now securely tipped toward the Free, despite our losing the Northmen.
Hmmm, Gelding old boy, isnt that operation making a difference for you? i would have thought that your mental status would have levelled out, because your hormones would no longer be so powerful. However, in recent times ive noticed a fixation with the word “POOF”. Not too sure what that meant, so i questioned a captured elfling. I couldnt get a "straight" word out of him however, and indeed the poor subject was reduced to fits of laughter at your predicament! Also, i ve noticed that you have an innate fear of ovaries and ascribe the term to those you fear the most...where does this fear of womankind come from? Perhaps we should arrange a consultation at Morannon? Ill make an appointment for next turn, huh? Ill be waiting for you. And for saurons sake, stay away from that witch galadriel, she`ll only enrage you with her evil loveliness!
"Murazor, seldom have I seen a 100+ agent with 30 stealth fail in an assassination attempt. So consider yourself lucky. The next time we target you we might decide to throw in a little mage power. I know you are too cowardly to accept challenge, so we won’t have the joy of killing you that way.
There are at least seven FP characters that would have no trouble crushing you in a challenge. "
The first paragraph only demonstrates your incompetence, if it is actually true and not the usual drivel you spout that is not worth the parchment it’s printed on.
As for challenging me, name the hex and turn and I’ll be there. Don’t bring any of your fairy agents to stab me in the back - one on one if you have the testicular fortitude. I daresay no freep has the stones to take me on <flexing for effect as I write this>
The Prophecy says you cannot be harmed by the hand of man. I think this is one of those “loophole” thingies whereby the hand of a woman, or an “it” as the case may be, CAN harm you. Just to be safe, stay away from Gildingaling and his elves altogether . . . Any of them could be a femal lurking in man’s clothing! What’s that? All the elves wear women’s clothing? Well, all the more reason to stay away!
-Ovatharuss
The Elven National Anthem:
“I’m an Elf Lord and that’s ok,
I sing all night and I prance all day!
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars!
I wish I could get closer,
To Elrond’s Shining Star!”
Sorry. I don’t usually go for cheap, Elven “Funniness” humor. I had a weak moment.
Disease, old age, time, does not afflict us, yet you question my spunk? I know the exact date of your ruin. I’ll be drinking an extra pint on St. Patrick’s Day to celebrate your downfall.
"Disease, old age, time, does not afflict us, yet you question my spunk? I know the exact date of your ruin. I’ll be drinking an extra pint on St. Patrick’s Day to celebrate your downfall. "
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Din is “a friend of ours” from 225. I`m sure your stumpy dwarven brethren will attest to his skill with the knife as with the word…he had his fun at Dilgul, Shrel-Kain and Riavod…
I see from your somewhat hasty reply that elvish poetry has suffered with the demise of fairy magic…or should that be perfume?
Gone are the days when the pointy eared ones could reposte with words instead of hollow threats.
As to who I am ask Thorin II…whoops…maybe better to get a Necromancer for that one…we have one if you’d like to borrow him?
