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But the penmanship and the scroll work along the margins was excellent and worth the effort.

BTW are we hearing that Wk and/or RH are sitting “fat, dumb and happy?”

Fuhgeddabowdit.

Not enough dragons to go around, eh? And where did those agents go? SG made it to the Dark Lieutenants capital??? Wasn’t actually expecting that…Thanks!

the free

It’s been long enought for a “no comment”. No comments tell enough story. Morannon burned and Mordor open and ripe for the ravaging. Huge armies with no agents to combat them, wasted Nazigirls wasting their time as Emissaries of all things. Enough said.

the free

For the love of Pete, what idiotic drivel, faxman. Look at the North. Good thing your Woodman is doing something, since your Arth/Card guys obviously aren’t. Are they trying to bore me to death up here? We’ve run 10 turns, and WK has lost a grand total of, wait let me see if I can add it all up here, ahem, ONE town and ONE village. Trying to threaten Carn Dum? Sheesh…

…um, I mean, no comment.

I think this is yet another sinister tactic of the DS. First they mis-inform. Then they over-exaggerate. Finally they give us the condescending silence treatment. All that is, except for SEAMMU. Unfortunately I heard his voice all too clearly.:bash:

Drew, we’ve kept you waiting too long. For that we apologize. We’ll redouble our efforts. Please hang in there for another month or so, the Sinda are planning on a weekend in Moria and then they’ll shove off for Angmar. Again, we appreciate your patience.

Sincerely,

The Free

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. I think you need to look at your friend fax’s posts in this thread for those sorts of things.

Brad, same to you in Umbar.

Well, lets be honest, the place REEKS. Why would any decent knight go into a muck hole like 1804 unless he really, really had to? And even then I would have the pages cleaning my horse and armor for weeks. Unfortunately I gave all of my soap bars to the woodman. The woodman ate the soap and went off with Thrar, er… maybe it was Beawyn. Honestly, I don’t think he cared which it was. And he was looking at my horse out of the corner of his eye.

So fine Murazor, if you want to pour accolades over a bi-sexual beast “master” then by all means do so. He might even understand you if you use small words intermixed with much gas. I on the other hand will continue to maintain higher standards of warfare and company.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Drew,
you do yourself an injustice. if you weren’t a competent WK, you’d be far more whittled down. but have no fear, you will shortly be a toothpick rendition of your former self. and crowing about WK still being in Angmar on T10 is not so big a thing… If you’re still there on T20, then you can crow loudly and people will be impressed with you and think we’re dopes. Clearly our strategy was to take out Rhu rapidly and ignore WK until that was done. That’s what we did. Does that give you extended life? yes. our decision. we’re living with it and we like it.

But we especially like NW Mordor.

Dave, WK and competence are mutually exclusive - it matters not. Don’t flatter the guy - it’s not like we’re going to soften the blow any…

the free

Hmmmmmmm. Maybe we can make a deal then…?? Hmmm. Actually, scratch that. You keep on taking sad little towns, we’ll keep burning Cities and Capitals. We have a pretty good deal we think already…

the free

I suppose those Corsair “towns” are a little sad now that you mention it, and no they’re not “major” after we take them…

I can’t recall any cities you guys have taken, certainly not the two WK cities.

Stuck in the past I see Droo. One must be able to look ahead to plan ahead. Don’t tell me you believe you can repeat that statement in 10 days…?

Reading for comprehension an issue again too, I see. “taking” and “burning” are as different as “dark” and “free”. See? Please call first next time, save yourself some confusion and embarassment. Sigh. Who needs reality when one’s right to bear Arms isn’t infringed upon. “‘Nuff dat nawthun tawk! Git off me lan’, boy!”

the free

Well, we tried to burn, we got stomped…very frustrating. Oh well, we did a bit of stomping too. Now what? Oh, has anyone heard from the Corsairs lately? He’s not answering his phone…???

the free

It’s a little-known fact that big fire-breathing flying lizards LOVE the taste of copper wire. In fact, they breathe a hotter bluer fire if they’ve had a heavy diet of the stuff. We’re looking forward to demonstrating this real soon now.

Ji Indur
Fog Lord

I thought we were using wireless? Brad? You haven’t converted CO to wireless yet?

Phone wires? Phone wires?

Nonsense. Not enough copper. They eat power lines. (This is the real reason that Feanor’s /e/l/e/c/t/r/i/c/ /a/r/c/ /l/i/g/h/t/s/ Silmarils were never seen again.)

Cell phone towers need power. Q.E.D.

Wireless, virtual, invisible, clustered VOIP they were. State of the art stuff, them pirates. Sigh…

It looks like Mordor doesn’t have enough gold to pay for its phone bill. What else could explain their collective silence?